Jesus Never Had No Porno

by Alex Cameron

From the album: Late to Set

Track 5 of 9 on Late to Set (2026).

Duration: 5:50

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Lyrics for Jesus Never Had No Porno

Jesus never had no porno Jesus never had Cocaine Jesus never had Ibiza He never even went to Spain Jesus never had no Big Mac He had no coital shame Never had 9/11 Never even saw no plane But every time he spoke The people gathered round When he washed their feet The demons all came out So when's he gonna come again? Jesus never had no doctor He never had Covid-19 And he never voted for Obama And he never had no vaccine Jesus couldn't hear no single His vibe was too surreal Jesus couldn't pump those numbers So Jesus never got no deal But every time he sang The people gathered round From Sodom to L.A To hear that funky sound So when's he gonna twist again? Like we did last summer

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