Santa's in the Closet

Lyrics for Santa's in the Closet

Santa Claus is in the closet Santa's in the water closet Takin' off his leotard PJs, underwear Oh, ho-ho-ho Santa's gone and lost his apron Santa's cooking up some bacon (?) on the (?) (?) took away Santa's in the closet Santa's (?) Sixty candles, make a wish Santa's cake is on the dish Steady (?) rock instead Rocking at the kitchen door Santa Claus is in the closet Santa's in the water closet Takin' off his leotard PJs, underwear Oh, ho-ho-ho 18 karat, ginger snap (?) push is coming back (?) And he doesn't know jack (?) (?) spices at the door (?) And he doesn't know jack Up the (?) pull the latch (?) footsteps down the hatch Santa's movin' down the hall (?) Santa Claus is at the bar Santa wants to break the law Santa's goin', goin' down And Santa wants to go to hell 18 karat, ginger snap (?) push is coming back (?) And he doesn't know jack Santa's locked in the closet (?) I don't know how he got there Or what he's doing here