I MOCK JOGGERS

Lyrics for I MOCK JOGGERS

I mock joggers coz I'm insecure about me weight I should be out runnin but I'm always runnin away or runnin late I mock joggers coz I'm insecure about me weight I should be out runnin but I'm always runnin away or runnin late Neatly lined are the objects of my suffering I've learned them and what they sell Dust off a fresh space for new hell Twist me on a stick and call me Lolly There's gob on me Do you mind shutting the fuck up for a moment, Sir? I'm covered in what you tell You don't know me but I know you well There's barnacles on me I am in your pond I am with the stones Been here since the statues fell I'm a lapsed Catholic Determined to become asthmatic Comfortable at base levels of quiet panic Kick me down the well and call me done In wooden coat snug Do you mind filling me in down here? Give back with a shrug I know your touching can't shake the smell Pan fried and pie-eyed Working part time as a shit digger Sat still away with the tide My fingers too wide for the trigger Flashbacks to the time I lied the guilt is large and getting bigger I'm a strong but sorry man with an intense sense of self and a grafters tan Hang me on the edge and call me cliff What I wouldn't do for a seat and a biff And the warped reflection of a content man I mock joggers coz I'm insecure about me weight I should be out runnin but I'm always runnin away or runnin late I mock joggers coz I'm insecure about me weight I should be out runnin but I'm always runnin away or runnin late