Jones From Indiana

Lyrics for Jones From Indiana

The "product" we refer to is well equipped In the service abilities of your common woman. Though in our opinion (any many others) We have manufactured her to be far surperior To that of any "common" woman. There are of course risks to be taken, Though we rarely recieve complaints from our clients. (That unreadable fine print) Defective product Has been known to wreak havoc upon small villages and town folk. (Make that sweet green philiosophical love) Just sign here, initial here, then sign here, here, and here. (Your signature waives responsibility from jones inc. We apologize for any inconvenience) Tweleve months later... Client: she's falling apart and she killed my dog. Sales representative: (silence) Client: you know that once she swan in beauty? Sales representative: that's true. Client: well, where did it go?