Margo and Harold

by Drive-By Truckers

From the album: Pizza Deliverance

Track 7 of 14 on Pizza Deliverance (1999).

Duration: 4:51

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Lyrics for Margo and Harold

I don't want to go to dinner With Margo and Harold I don't like the way he looks at you Or the way she looks at me Way they look at each other Like we're just part of some private joke I don't want to go to dinner With Margo and Harold No matter how good the food I don't want to make small talk Innuendo Or go for a ride in Harold's Corvette I'm scared of the basement of Harold's Pawn Shop I've heard tales of what goes down there Midlife crises, high on Dilauded Valium, and crystal meth Harold and Margo, feeling no pain 50 and crazy, big hair and cocaine If they call on the phone, tell them I'm not home That night with Margo was a long time ago It makes me nervous how much Harold knows And the way that he looks at you I don't want to see why Harold's now skinny I don't want to see Margo's bikini So if they call, tell them you ain't seen me Or that I'm in too much pain Harold and Margo, taking aim Horny and loaded, big-hair and cocaine

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  4. Too Much Sex (Too Little Jesus)
  5. Box Of Spiders
  6. One Of These Days
  7. Margo and Harold
  8. The Company I Keep
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