Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

by Frank Zappa

From the album: Joe's Garage Acts I, II, & III

Track 7 of 18 on Joe's Garage Acts I, II, & III (1987).

Duration: 2:35

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Lyrics for Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

This is dedicated to te two guys in the crew Who went to see the doctor today Why does it hurt when I pee? Why does it hurt when I pee? I don't want no doctor To stick that Utah in me Why does it hurt when I pee? I got it from the toilet seat I got it from the toilet seat It jumped right up 'N' grabbed my meat Got it from the toilet seat Heyy My balls feel like a pair of maracas (oh no) My balls feel like a pair of maracas I probably got the Saltlake City gonna khackus! My balls feel like a pair of maracas Ai-eee-ai-eee-ahhhh! Why does it Why does it Why does it Why does it hurt... So you don't forget Call before midnight tonight When... Tell them what they win Bob I... Pee? Intermission We'll be back in half an hour

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