I'm A Beautiful Guy

by Frank Zappa

From the album: You Are What You Is

Track 7 of 20 on You Are What You Is (1981).

Duration: 1:56

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Lyrics for I'm A Beautiful Guy

I'm a beautiful guy And you have just walked by And I have gave you the eye But you pretend to be shy But I'm a beautiful guy (You know what I mean? You know what I mean?) And so I want you to know why, why, why You make me cry, cry, cry 'Cause you wanna try, try, try Some stupid game on me They're drinking lighter They're full of water I hear them say: "Let's jog" They're playing tennis They're butts are tighter What could be whiter? Hey? Your athletic approach has a lot of appeal The girl is responding to your little deal She's modern 'n empty 'n totally vain But beauty, of course, can feel no pain, no pain, no pain, no pain

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