Suicide Chump

Lyrics for Suicide Chump

You say there ain't no use in living It's all a waste of time And you wanna throw your life away Well, people that's just fine (Well, go on, do it!) Go 'head on and get it over with then Find you a bridge and take a jump Just make sure you do it right the first time 'Cause nothing's worse than a Suicide Chump (Oo-woo-woo-woo-woo, oh, yeah!) You say there ain't no light a-shining Through the bushes up ahead And we're all gonna be so sorry When we find out you are dead (Well, he sure is dead now) Go 'head on and get it over with then Find you a bridge and take a jump Just make sure you do it right the first time 'Cause nothin's worse than a Suicide Chump (Oo-woo-woo-woo-woo, oh, yeah!) Now maybe you're scared of jumping And poison makes you sick And you want a little attention And you need it pretty quick Don't wanna mess your face up Or we won't know if it's you Aw, there's just so much to worry about Now what you gonna do? Go 'head on and get it over with then Find you a bridge and take a jump Just make sure you do it right the first time 'Cause nothing's worse than a Suicide Chump (Oo-woo-woo-woo-woo, oh, yeah!) Now maybe you're scared of jumping And poison makes you sick And you want a little attention And you need it pretty quick Don't wanna mess your face up Or we won't know if it's you Aw, there's just so much to worry about Now what you gonna do? Go 'head on and get it over with then Go 'head on and get it over with then Go 'head on and get it over with then Go 'head on and get it over with then Go 'head on and get it over with then Go 'head on and get it over with then Go head on and get it over with then You're on the bridge, scared to leap But a girl walks over to take a peep She says, "Don't do it!" But wouldn't you know The girl's got a head like a buffalo With a little red hair all over the top And her breath would make the traffic stop She says "I love you! But first, let's eat!" And all you can say as you run down the street is