Sheena Is a T-Shirt Salesman

by Future Of The Left

From the album: The Plot Against Common Sense

Track 1 of 18 on The Plot Against Common Sense (2012).

Duration: 2:07

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Lyrics for Sheena Is a T-Shirt Salesman

Paralysed by paperwork It took a special woman to commit But Sheena is a clever girl She paid for our equipment with her tits She tore off her t-shirt (I didn't know I wanted to - I didn't know I wanted to until I did) Dumb is the new black One of us - the sober one Should sit her down and tell her how we feel Cos Sheena is a slogan now A comma in the common cattery He made her a mix tape (He didn't know he needed to - He didn't know he needed to until he did) Dead is the new good Autistic autistic autistic radio Artistic licence (celebrate a bus pass) Autistic autistic autistic radio Artistic licence (melanoma shake-down) Bring a bracket to the county fair Does anyone here have the ear of the devil? Or a piece of his hair? This song is dedicated To the merchandise manufacturers Who made it possible With their hard work, talent, application And love of tote bags

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