Eric The Half A Bee

Lyrics for Eric The Half A Bee

A-one, a-two, a-one, two, three, four (Spoken): Half-a-bee, philosophically Must ipso-facto half not-be. But half the bee, has got to bee Vis-a-vis its entity ... d'you see? But can a bee be said to be Or not to be an entire bee When half the bee is not a bee Due to some ancient injury? Singing... La di di, a-one-two-three Eric The Half-A-Bee A-B-C-D-E-F-G Eric The Half-A-Bee Is this a-wretched demi-bee Half asleep upon my knee Some freak from a managerie? NO! It's Eric The Half-A-Bee! A-fiddle-di-dum, a-fiddle-di-dee Eric The Half-A-Bee Ho-ho-ho, tee-hee-hee Eric The Half-A-Bee I love this hive employ-e-e Bisected accidentally One summer afternoon by me I love him carnally He loves him carnally Semi-carnally. The end. (Spoken): Cyril Connolly? No, semi-carnally Oh (Sings): Cyril Connolly (Whistles)