I've Got Two Legs

by Monty Python

From the album: Monty Python Sings

Track 22 of 25 on Monty Python Sings (1989).

Duration: 0:34

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Lyrics for I've Got Two Legs

I've got two legs from my hips to the ground And when I move them they walk around When I lift them they climb the stairs And when I shave them they ain't got hairs I've got two...

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