Dead Bob

Lyrics for Dead Bob

Quiet as a mouse Gentle as a lamb Happy as a clam Dead as a... (Doorknob!) Roses are red Violets are blue I hung myself So fuck you Button up your overcoat When the skies are gray Put a rope around your neck And kick the chair away My father was of the sky My mother was of the earth And I am a stupid cringing Ignorant fucking little goof Bob, dead Bob Dead Bob Dead Everyone is so polite So completely awfully nice I'm going to get a butcher knife And cut you all a juicy slice Mary had a little lamb And the she had some veal She stuck her finger down her throat And she threw up... (Everything!)