Half Idiot

by Pissed Jeans

From the album: King of Jeans

Track 2 of 12 on King of Jeans (2009).

Duration: 2:32

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Lyrics for Half Idiot

Poke me in the bellybutton and you might get a laugh Working on my cuticles till my nails are torn in half Hit my head within your basement I feel like a giraffe Start to feel like a bum surrounded by the handsome and dumb Half idiot Run your hand across my hair and you might catch a flake Please keep me out of the kitchen I burn all that i bake Why are all my allergies year round for heaven's sake Stick out like a sore thumb surrounded by the handsome and dumb Half idiot Poke me in the bellybutton and you might get a laugh Working on my cuticles till my nails are chopped in half Hit my head within your basement I feel like a giraffe I think i've gotten kind of dumb Ask seth if he's got any gum

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