Horny Toad

Lyrics for Horny Toad

If I had your number I'd call u on the phone I'd breathe a little heavy, if that didn't work, maybe I'd start to groan I don't love you I'm just a horny toad I don't want your money 'Cause I got all I need All I want is to rub your body until you start to bleed I don't love you I'm just a horny toad If I had your address I'd come right to your door I'd knock all day till you let me in and then I'd knock some more I ain't crazy I'm just a horny toad If you think I'm nasty You ain't seen nothing yet You see I'm the kinda brother that the more you scream the nastier I get I can't help it I'm just a horny toad Now watch me dance! Run go tell your boyfriend That his loving done got too old Might as well pack his things and get his dead ass on the road Tell him you live on a lilly pad With a horny toad