Water Torture

Lyrics for Water Torture

The SNOT-GREEN sea - the SCROTUM-TIGHTENING sea Cast thine bread upon the water - the SALTY water of the BRINY DEEP GO. NOW Eternal backstroke in the vasty deep of the ocean of fire and brimstone Looking at a haunted void - I'm all at sea, flat on thine back As buoyant as the Titanic fifty years on so COME ON, Neptune, DRAG ME DOWN Tadpole in the dead dead sea - FIREWATER! FIREWATER! That drip drip drip is making me I'm condemned to eternal WATER TORTURE This time the decider has shown no quarter I just had a backyard coathanger job from the SINNER SORTER, SOUL ABORTER Fire and water, firewater, water torture, WATER TORTURE I could walk on water 'til I landed in strife now I'm treading water NOW I SWIM FOR MY LIFE My wetsuit's got a hole in it's pocket Stuck my wet to in a live hot socket STUCK MY WET TOE IN A LIVE HOT SOCKET, WET TOE IN A LIVE HOT SOCKET Water everywhere can't see the horizon... can't even be WASHED UP or BEACHED Not even a TERN to keep my eyes on... I shouldn't've practised what BEELZEBUB Preached... I'm condemned to eternal WATER TORTURE This time the decider has shown no quarter I just had a backyard coathanger job from the SINNER SORTER, SOUL ABORTER FIRE AND WATER FIREWATER WATER TORTURE WATER TORTURE!!! Must've bought my life from a used car salesman... only one previous owner I must've bought my life from a used car salesman... one previous owner... A little old lady... wish she'd driven it to church on Sunday Four flat tyres - break an AXLE one day That drip drip drip is making me That drip drip drip is making me I'm condemned to eternal WATER TORTURE This time the decider has shown no quarter I JUST HAD A BACKYARD COATHANGER JOB FROM THE SINNER SORTER, SOUL ABORTER FIRE AND WATER FIREWATER WATER TORTURE WATER TORTURE!!! WATER TORTURE WATER TORTURE WATER TORTURE WATER TORTURE