Tiswas

Lyrics for Tiswas

Pop round, Matt, I'll give you a fiver The Land That Time Forgot is on repeat I can hear the screams of people who wanna be me They wanna shave my tongue And tell the others that they were the ones who made me Who made me I've got called an anarchist That's for the middle class train-spotters I don't want my dog on a string That's gonna hurt the thing We got jobs in the mortgage clan And a car with a smoking window down Blow to your life and lob it right off It don't make sense, I know, look The dinosaurs are stuck on Denmark Street The boots of Hendrix lick my feet I'm not bothered, I never was Here's a crap caravan on Tiswas The dinosaurs are stuck, no way to get down The meteor sinks its teeth in the ground I'm not bothered, I never was Here's a crap gag from Spit the Dog Cameron's hairdresser got an MBE I said to my wife, "You better shoot me" It's all gone, what do I do Tell my daughter it's not true Tell my daughter it's all gone wrong Pete Tong, Pete Tong, Pete Tong Get out the mood, doc craze Get out the way Get out the mood, doc craze Get out the way The dinosaurs are stuck on Denmark Street The boots of Hendrix lick my feet I'm not bothered, I never was Here's a crap caravan on Tiswas The dinosaurs are stuck, no way to get down The meteor sinks its teeth in the ground I'm not bothered, I never was Here's a crap gag from Spit the Dog Tiswas, OTT Tiswas, OTT Tiswas, OTT Tiswas