Takin' Retards to the Zoo
by The Dead Milkmen
From the album: Big Lizard in My Backyard
Track 15 of 21 on Big Lizard in My Backyard (1985).
Duration: 0:48
Lyrics for Takin' Retards to the Zoo
It's a boring day, I've got nothing to do Except to get a load of retards and drive 'em to the zoo Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo! Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo! Load 'em on a bus just for laughs Down a winding road, stepping on the gas Down a winding road, just daydreaming Down a winding road with the retards screaming Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo! Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo! One of them is blowing a big spit bubble Slam on the brakes at the first sign of trouble Head-on collision, bodies everywhere Head-on collision, retards beware Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo! Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo!