Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?

by Ween

From the album: Chocolate and Cheese

Track 8 of 16 on Chocolate and Cheese (1994).

Duration: 02:55

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Lyrics for Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?

Mister, would you please help my pony? He's over there behind the tree He's down in the dirt would you help him? I think it's his lung Mister, would you please help my pony? He's chewing bark and not the leaves He's crying like a baby, would you help him? I think it's his lung Mister, would you please help my pony? He's down and he ain't getting up He coughed up snot in the driveway And I think his lung's fucked up Pony Pony Pony Mister would you please help my pony? I think it's his lung Mister, would you please help my pony? He's over there lookin at me He can't talk because he's a pony I think it's his lung Mister, would you please help my pony? He's over there behind the tree He's down in the dirt would you help him? I think it's his lung

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