Kerching Kerching

Lyrics for Kerching Kerching

Why'd you move so far, so fast, so fierce? It's just a career Why'd you move so far, so fast, so fierce? It's just a career Your ma and pa, they passed away And you didn't even hold their hand Turn to your Adora And she'll tell you how it all went wrong Turn to your Adora And she'll tell you how it all went wrong Ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching, ching, ching She's the lover you can never leave She tells you you're not good enough Not rich enough, not man enough Not fast enough, not you enough You don't joke enough 'Cause you just do not take coke enough Ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching, ching, ching She's the lover you can never leave She tells you you're not good enough Not rich enough, not man enough Not fast enough, not you enough You don't joke enough 'Cause you just do not take coke enough Ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching, ching, ching She's the lover you can never leave I remember a small boy in a small town With a small dog and a shy smile And I wonder what went wrong What went wrong What went wrong What went wrong What went wrong What went wrong You need a good straight smack in the head And by the way, your beloved brother is dead