Missionary Position

Lyrics for Missionary Position

It's a little retro and a bit passé But you know you make her feel A-OK And she feels all right, the stars are bright The missionary position And the acrobats, well, they tend to scoff All you know is that you can get her off And you feel all right, the stars are bright The missionary position The tried and true is good enough For me and you, for me and you The tried and true is good enough Don't need anymore We don't need anymore A rebranding effort might just be the thing But a name's a name, and we're continuing Always feeling fine, it ain't the wine It's the missionary position There are pros and cons to each different pose But we don't see any need to get to those 'Cause we're feeling great, a heightened state The missionary position The tried and true is good enough For me and you, for me and you The tried and true is good enough Don't need anymore We don't need anymore Don't need anymore We don't need anymore You might have positions you can recommend But I don't know if we'll ever get to them 'Cause we feel all right, the stars are bright The missionary position You might pride yourself, you're so avant-garde But we're Neoclassicists, I guess, at heart Patronise all you like, we both like The missionary position (Missionary, missionary, missionary, missionary) (Missionary, missionary, missionary, missionary) (Missionary, missionary, missionary, missionary) (Missionary, missionary, missionary, missionary) It's a private matter as to frequency But we both are smiling as you well can see And it ain't no joke, it ain't Baroque It's the missionary position It's a little retro and a bit passé But you know you make her feel A-OK And she feels all right, the stars are bright The missionary position