Anything Jesus Does, I Can Do Better

by The Locust

From the album: Plague Soundscapes

Track 11 of 23 on Plague Soundscapes (2003).

Duration: 1:29

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Lyrics for Anything Jesus Does, I Can Do Better

Everyday I add to the list of people Who can kiss my ass And imagine Mr. W Sucking the fuck out of it. What is your astrological sign? Stop. Stop! Funny, hahaha. Would the owner of an ounce of dignity Please contact the mall security? Not funny, no, no. Not funny, nope.

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