Pumpkin Attack on Mommy and Daddy

Lyrics for Pumpkin Attack on Mommy and Daddy

Loner, loner Right, right Loner, loner Right, right So I was just standing there, and standing there And standing there and waiting There and waiting There and waiting There and waiting There and waiting (Keep me company) But like, as a mother— Daddy-o, daddy-o Daddy-o, daddy-o Daddy-o, daddy-o, daddy-o, daddy-o Where are you going? Where are you going? Daddy-o, daddy-o Daddy-o, daddy-o, daddy-o, daddy-o Is that you? My prized pig? I'm sorry I left you out to pasture to die He was such a fucking asshole baby Who terror–terrorizes all the kids in the neighborhood How does a pig even walk back into the house With only one not-broken leg? Pigs are gross Well, not you, you're my pig Um, but yeah No mom Um, but yeah No dad Um, but yeah No sister Um, but yeah No... nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing Nothing, nothing, no–no–nothing No–no–nothing Glue in a bag Glue in a bag Glue in a bag It was so sweet, and so disgusting! Hey-hey Hey-hey You're going to fuck your favorite sweater! (You're going to fuck your favorite sweater) (Hey-hey) If you wanna be a human being And if you wanna be a human being And if you wanna be a human being Then you just have to eat garlic? You're not my mo-o-om! (Smut) Smut, keep me company! (Smut) Smut, keep me company! (Smut) Smut, keep me company! (Smut, smut, smut) (Smut) (Smut) (Smut) (Smut, smut, smut) Jump in, mother– (jump in, mother–) Jump in, mother– (jump in, mother–) Jump in, mother– (jump in, mother–) Jump in, mother– (jump in, mother–) Jump in, mother– (jump in, mother–) Jump in, motherfucker What–what–what–what–what–what–what What if the bear was just a dumbass? My three-legged pig My three-legged pig My three-legged pig My three-legged pig You really can't get anywhere And I'm kinda a dopey-ass goofball weirdo So I can get why some people don't like me